Too Many Wishes

A mother with her two young children was appalled by Jon and said "I wish you had more on than just a pair of pants!" A boy out with his friends liked what he saw and said "Boy, I wish I could get my hands on a couple of those." A security guard nearby said "I wish people like you weren't allowed in the mall." And an elderly woman said "I wish I had a body like yours." Jon felt an immense wave of dizziness pass over him as the changes began to occur.