Karyn's Envy Skull: Two men's wishes

Karyn dove into the nearby stall and locked the door just as the bathroom door opened and two men wearing business suits walked in. Karyn crouched on the toilet so they couldn't see her bare legs and feet. She watched their feet walk in the door. "I donno Michael, it just doesn't seem right" One of them was saying. "I mean, I know it's my bachelor party, but it just doesn't seem right getting a stripper." "Oh come on Jim, live a little" said the other. Karyn could see the two men's feet at the urinals and heard unzipping followed by the unmistakable sound of peeing. "I just don't think I could." Said Jim "I mean, I'm getting **married**. I don't think I could. It'd feel too much like cheating. I love Pam." "Oh come **ON**!" Said Michael. "It can't be a bachelor's party without a few strippers. I wish you could just let loose and party like those strippers do." Karyn's eyes widened when she heard the wish. "Heh," said Jim as he zipped up and turned around. "You know what I wish. I wish I'm man enough to be able to be able to resist those cheap whores." Karyn's mouth dropped open and she fell off the toilet in shock.