Texchange: Highly Appropriate

Sarah's phone chirped and she snatched it up. She'd gotten a reply from 102030! She opened it and stared directly at a photo of an older man's lips. The lips were adorned with a dark, curled moustache - like a dastardly silent movies villain. Sarah smiled at the funny photo, when her top lip felt ticklish all of a sudden. She brushed it with her free hand, to discover it was hairy! Sarah looked in the mirror to find her lips had been replaced by those of the older man's, right down to the evil moustache! "It's real!" Sarah shouted with glee. "Oh, what fun I can have with this!" As Sarah contemplated the possibilities, she began to twirl her new, curled moustache in a villainous fashion...