Whiny with a Y Chromosome

Oblivious to his sex change, Seth McMillan continued to whine about needing a new car. "I'm the captain of the football team, and I can't be *seen* in that piece of junk! Don't you care about my image!?" It was obvious that *he* didn't care about her any more than Sarah ever had. His body language screamed "BMOC" - big-mouthed, obnoxious creep. Janet could imagine that her new son probably had a lot of girls - not girl*friends* - throwing themselves at him, so that he could then throw them away. Janet squeezed her eyes shut so she didn't have to look at Seth. She took a deep breath and clenched the stone. "I wish ..."