What is next?

Mikey began to plan how to get even with Janet. '*Boy is she going to get it.*' Mikey thought as Janet brought him a glass of chocolate milk. "Dinner is good, Janet." Judy said. "Yes, Janet. You will make some lucky guy a great wife." Mikey said, smiling to himself as he thought about his older ex-brother as a girl and a wife. '*Serves her right.*' "Thank you Mikey, Mom." Janet said, trying to figure out what wish Mikey had made to make his mother think that he was a girl. '*Do I look like a girl?*' He asked himself before answering himself, '*No, I don't.*' With dinner done, Mikey quickly was excused, leaving Janet and his mother to clean up. '*Girl's work.*' He told himself. In the kitchen, Judy spoke to her son who she thought of as her daughter. "Don't let Mikey get to you. Brothers can be a real pain sometimes. Some of the stories I could tell you about your uncles " Judy said without finishing. Before Janet could say anything, Janet continued. "I know that I expect a lot of you Janet, and I apologize for it. You do do a good job keeping the house and no matter how mad Mikey makes you sometimes, he is right that you will make a good wife and mother." '*Just what I want to be with I grow up. NOT.*' Janet thought to herself. '*What could be worse that Mother telling me what a good girl I am and what a great wife and mother I will make. For heaven's sake, I am a guy. Why would she say that?*' After another ten minutes of mother *daughter* bonding in the kitchen, Janet was glad the kitchen was cleaned. '*What could be worse than the last fifteen minutes?*' He wondered.