Mikey Will Do It With ...

Mikey felt his erection grow again. He couldn't *wait* to have sex again. And *this* time, he had more options. He coughed to get their attention. "I want to have sex again." They all smiled. "But who should I have it with?" Zoe's rubber arm shot up. "No way," Mikey's mom said. "You got to have sex with him last night. I want to do it." "Uh uh," Jon said. "I want to do it." Then Jon looked at Mikey. "Pick me, Mikey. *Please*?" They were obviously enthusiastic. But Mikey could only pick *one*. So, he chose ...