Something Fishy is Going On

"So, Jon, how much farther is the sleigh?" Jon's grandfather asked. When he didn't get a response, he turned and looked behind him, but no one was there (all the prisoners had moved on ahead of him). "Jon? Where did you go?" "Hay algún problema?" one of the prisoners asked, wondering if everything was okay. "I ... I'm not sure," he said, to himself, confused. It was very unlike Jon to help them escape and then just take off like that. Unless ... it wasn't Jon. But if that wasn't Jon, then who was it? ====== "You know, with how fast we're going, I was expecting to be thrown off of this thing," Karyn commented. "How is it possible that inertia isn't having any effect on us?" "Magic," Santa said, simply. "Okay, yeah. I guess that makes sense. So, uh, how long until we get to Peru?" she asked. "Not much longer," Santa answered.