Mrs. Jon Claus: Who Knew Santa Could Be So Violent?

Santa could sense that the Christmas magic had been diminished greatly. So much so that he knew he wouldn't be able to fulfill his obligations on Christmas Eve. This made him even more furious. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!" "I undid what you did to all those people. Forcing them to become your elves, making them your slaves ... what kind of person _does_ that?" Santa stomped towards him and did something unexpected, at least Jon thought it was, given that this was Santa Claus. Jon got slugged in the face, the stone flying out of his hand. ====== Sometime later, Jon groaned and opened his eyes. Where was he?