Leonard's Trek

Leonard plodded through town, dressed in nothing but what he slept in last night - a t-shirt that, a long long time ago, was probably white and a pair of superman boxers. He couldn't remember the last time he'd walked so much and the exercise was causing him to sweat up a storm, but for the life of him he couldn't make the decision to stop. He was already half way across town and not in a great neighborhood, though thankfully he'd so far failed to attract any attention to himself "“ unlikely as that was for a sweat-ball in his underwear. Leonard was starting to worry if he might stop at all when his body lurched, turned left and entered...