Even more poor wording.

"I wish I had clothes on so I wouldn't be embarrassed" and with a Flash of light, Jon looked down to see that he was wearing some worn Blue Jeans and an old T-shirt. Jon smiled at himself, but it struck him how such a wish could have gone wrong. "Man, I REALLY need to pay more attention to these absent minded wishes I keep making. If I'm not careful I could say something really stupid like say, I wish I was a porn star... or...." Jon trailed off as he felt his eyes force shut. "Ah, Damn!"