Really Not What Lebron Expected

Thanks to Lebron's daze, it was fairly easy for Jon (or whatever her new name was in this new reality) to grab the wishing stone from him. "Hey," Lebron said, realizing what had happened. "Give that back, bitch." "No way, you dumbass foo," Jon said. She tried to talk normally, but thanks to Lebron's wish, she had to talk like a black girl. "I's gonna fix this." Lebron lurched forward and tried to take back the stone, but Jon moved out of the way. "Give me it, you bitch!" But Jon didn't. Instead, she said "I wish ..."