Lebron Turns Linda Into a Crack Whore

"I wish you was a streetwalkin' crack whore, an my gurlfriend. And I wish you was all bi and freaky in bed, jus like Jonelle here. I wish you do an'thang to get yo next fix, specially usin' shit like heroin and crack." Lebron just stood there, smiling, as the stone glowed, granting his wishes. Then Jon's mother (Linda) began to change ...