cheerleader

they went to class after class and everything seemed more or less normal until they passed a poster by the gym that said "cheerleaders needed because of sexchangitis" "Tryouts in gym after school" "oh we should try out." "what know way that's for girls." "exactly and we are, atleast more than we are male." "yeah but still we don't have big boobs, thats like the numberone requirement and i still couldn't do it, after today i'm not wearing skirts or dresses again im dressing as unisex as possible." "Oh fine but i'm gonna tryout." "what about big breasts?" "i'll just stuff my bra." (knowing he could always wish for big boobs) "you don't have any bras." "then i'll get some." jon walked away thinking "woah i must really becoming feminine am i really gonna wish for big boobs to be a cheerleader