Mixed Relations

"What sex am I?" Jon asked Jeff. "You're a guy, right? I mean, you have a flat chest, wide shoulders, a big rib cage, and hairy legs. I suppose you have a Y chromosome. So you're a guy." Jeff replied. "What about this?" Jon asked, shaking his hips and flaunting his pussy. "Also, you should know that I can't wear boys' pants. Only girls' pants fit my hips. And even my girlfriend thinks I walk like a girl. She could stop shaving her legs or I could start shaving mine. So what sex am I?" "Uh, neither," Jeff mumbled, "or both. I don't know." "So for me, what's same sex or opposite sex?" Jon pressed. "Uh, both. Neither. Maybe there is none," Jeff replied. "But did you ever have sex with a girl?" "We kissed. We groped around. We gave each other hand jobs," Jon admitted. "What about with a guy?" Jeff asked. "The same," Jon replied. At least, that's what Joseph and Alan remembered. Jon remembered a few pushing, shoving, and wrestling incidents that were just horsing around with the guys. "Well, then, do you want to go out Friday night?" asked Jeff.