Phalus Absentia: human again

TheScienceWizard on 6/19/2017 1:11:37 PM
Episode last modified by TheScienceWizard on 6/19/2017 1:11:37 PM

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I had to fix this, and fast. Having animal genitalia would certainly cause problems at some point. I clutched the stone tightly, "I wish I had *human* genitalia." The familiar warmth emanated from my groin once more as I was forced to look toward the ceiling. "Finally" I said, breathing a sigh of relief. I looked down to my lap but all was not well. "Nothing!" I gasped. My crotch was flat and empty, save for pubic hair. Then it hit me, a set of normal genitals *had* resolved themselves within my crotch. I slipped my free hand down into the foliage of bushy hair, and found the folds of skin, that confirmed my fears. A vagina. I had a vagina. I withdrew my hand out of there as quick as could be.

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