Things Are Getting A Little Out Of Hand

"They're not beautiful! They're hideous, they're huge, they're not supposed to be on me", J.J. almost shouted. "I don't know who's doing this to me but they need to stop, right now!" "Settle down girlfriend. You'll call attention to us with your yelling." "And stop calling me girlfriend. My name is Jo......., J........, J.J. Why can't I say my name?" Meanwhile, back at the ranch...er, J.J's house.