Her Shoes

Jon opened the front door and walked into his house. His high heels clicked on the floor as he walked across the kitchen. "Mom? Are you here?" He saw her car parked in the driveway, so she *must* have been home. She came around the corner and stared at Jon's feet. "What are you *wearing*?" "What? These? I got a really good bargain on them. Do you like them?" "Those are my shoes, Jon! I've been looking all over for them." Jon made an odd look. "Mom. You know that you never wear heels. You only like wearing sneakers." His mom just stared at him. She had no idea what was going on, but she was going to find out.