Jon's Pregnant

"Jon!" her mother suddenly yelled. Jon stopped in her tracks at her mother's voice and looked towards the house. Her mother walked out onto the lawn toward her. "Jon, you shouldn't be out here running around in your condition." "My condition? What condition?" Jon asked, confused. "Your pregnancy, of course." Jon looked down at herself and saw her enlarged belly, just now realizing that she really *was* pregnant. She looked up at Zoe and snarled. "Zoe!" "Don't get mad at your sister, Jon. You should know better than to be running around with a baby on the way," her mother said. "Now, let's get you back inside." As they walked inside, Zoe fell into a fit of laughter. Then she decided to make another wish.