Trying to convince

"I wished you that way," said Karyn. "You weren't pregnant." "Really?" asked Jon. "I remember being pregnant for all this time. Are you trying to trick me?" "No! Jon, men don't get pregnant, do they?" "Well, most men don't get pregnant. Obviously I did, right?" "How's the baby going to come out?" "There's an operation to remove it. It's called a Caesarian section." "Who's the father?" "Uhh, I don't remember. I.... yeah, this is a little strange, isn't it? Give me that rock, please." Karyn let Jon have the rock back--maybe not the best of decisions--and Jon said "I wish...."