Metrosexual Jon

"So, what exactly did you change about me?" Jon asked. "Well ... I ... uh ..." "Spit it out, girl," he said, still with that certain metrosexual lilt that made Karyn cringe. "Your first kiss." "You mean Leonard McDonald?" "Yes, that's right. I made it so that you kissed *him* instead of his sister Ashley." "Why on earth would I want to *kiss* Ashley? She's a girl." "You're not supposed to be gay, Jon!" Karyn blurted out. Jon looked at her, stunned.