In the Kitchen

"What the Fuck is going on?" Jon asked himself as he wandered out of his room and down the stairs to the kitchen where he saw.... ...his father, reading the paper at the table, wearing a women's business suit. It had a white top, under a grey open jacket, and a grey skirt. His legs were crossed, and one foot kicked slightly, hanging a high heeled pump off his toes. "Hey son, sleep in your clothes again?" his dad smiled at him, then returned to his paper. Jon, shocked, staggered on his new shoes into the living room, where he saw...