Enter Mikey-Take 2

Mikey barges into Jon's room. He's partially in tears and frantic. "What's wrong, Mikey?" "Help, Jon! I don't know what happened! I have a woman's body! What's going on?" "Mikey! What are you talking about? You've always had that body." Jon looked at Mikey from head to toe. He looked just like always. His most noticeable feature were his large breasts that he'd had for as long as Jon could remember. Jon thought, "Now Mikey and I are more alike than ever." Jon looked down on Mikey's bed where he picked up the magazine and noticed one important thing - The stone was missing!