Cash and getaway

"... then I wish that this wallet was stuffed with hundreds." Both Jon and the robber were forced to look away from the wallet for a second, but when they looked back, it was bursting to the brim with crisp 100 notes. The thief stared at the wallet in his hand. "Oh my god! It's real! I'm gonna be rich!" Jon panicked - he couldn't let this man have the rock, it'd be a disaster! "Wait! you have to give that back!" he said. The robber laughed, "Fat chance, pal! In fact I need to cover my tracks! I wish you were a hooker on the streets of Tokyo!" The thief laughed as Jon vanished from the alleyway and he walked off to play with his new toy.