Salt of Desire

"I think I'll try this," Jon said, walking over to what looked like a salt shaker and picking it up. On the slip of paper, resting beside it, there was a brief description of the object. It was the Salt of Desire. The instructions were as follows: Simply sprinkle a bit of the salt on your desired target and he/she/it will change to become more of what you desire. NOTE: You *cannot* turn a person into an inanimate object, or vice versa. WARNING: There is no time limit for the effect, so be sure that it is what you want. Because there is no turning back. Jon opened the container and looked at it. It looked like normal salt. He sat on his bed, wondering who or what to use it on first.