Jon Has The Disease

The next morning, Jon woke up feeling refreshed ... until he got a look at himself. Or actually *herself*. "Huh?" Jon said, looking in the mirror. "What *happened* to me? I'm ... I'm a girl." At that moment, Jon's mom knocked on the door. "Are you up, Jon?" He was in shock and just couldn't respond. So when he didn't answer, his mom walked in. "Oh, Jon. You're sick. I didn't know. It doesn't look *too* bad, though. I think you could still go to school." "What? I look like a girl." "It's only temporary, Jon. And what's so bad about being a girl?"