Marrying Mom

"I wish that the woman that I will be marrying is my mom." The stone flashed, and suddenly Jon was wearing a pale blue bridal gown, including veil, gloves and high heeled shoes. As Jon patted himself down, he could tell that he was wearing women's panties and a bra. Just then, Jon heard a voice call through the door. "Are you dressed, Jon? The ceremony is about to start." "I'm on my way out," Jon called. *I'm getting married,* he thought. *And I'm getting married to my* mom*.* He was nervous, and it wasn't just about going out wearing a dress.