Jon's Thirsty

"I wish that after leaving this bathroom I will forget making this wish but I won't feel the urge to make it again. I wish that I will remember reality the way it currently is, even if I don't remember making this wish. I wish that any wishes made during the next 3 months only last until 3 months from this point." "I wish that the reason that Karen's breasts are as large as they are now is because she is lactating due to a hormonal imbalance that doctors have told her will go away on its own. I wish that the next time she is at my house her breasts will become uncomfortably full and she will talk to me about it. I wish that we will eventually land on the solution that I could drink her milk for her. I wish she would want to make sure that nobody other than her and I thought it was unusual and would make a wish about it." With that Jon finished and continued his bathroom routine before going to bed.