magical dinners

i wish that anytime anybody eats any type of burger, if it is a boy he will be slightly feminized, and if it's a girl she will become more masculine. further i wish that anytime anybody eats any type of Salad, if it is a boy he will become more masculine, and if it's a girl she will become more Feminine. And i wish nobody but the people I want to will ever make a connection as to why they got feminized or masculinized.