Jon Is Normal As Any Goth

"I wish I was normal," Jon said, thinking he'd be his old self again. But instead, Jon felt normal as being a Goth. He looked back at himself in the mirror again and smiled a bit at his reflection. He didn't think he looked like a freak anymore. He thought he looked normal. Out in the hallway, a woman (presumably Jon's new mother) yelled through the door "Jon! Remember to take out the trash!" Jon opened his door and ...