Allison and Melissa

Two college students, Allison and her friend Melissa, were walking along the beach, when they heard the screams. Along with some other people, they ran towards the screams to see what had happened. It was weird. Allison saw a guy with breasts and a girl with a penis. She assumed they were one of those transsexuals, or whatever. She wasn't sure why they were screaming. The "beach patrol" ran over to break up the crowd surrounding the couple. That was when Allison was struck by something. She looked down and saw an odd-looking stone. She picked it up and looked at it. Her friend noticed and asked "What's that?"