The Feminist Stone: Take Her Back to Her Bedroom

Jon reached down and shook Mikey (or was is Michelle now?) awake. She slowly opened her eyes and looked up at Jon and her mother. "Jon, I ..." "Don't talk, Mikey," Jon told her. "Just ... try to get up. Let's go to your bedroom." "Oh ... okay," she said, trying to get up. It was apparently very difficult to move in her current condition. After Jon got her back to her room, he came back out into the hallway. "Why did you even buy something that turns people into women, anyway?" he asked his mom. She shrugged. "It seemed like a good idea at the time. But now that you mention it, it does sound like an odd thing to do."