The Identity Stone: Go Fuck Yourselves

"Well, if this really is a wishing stone," Zoe said. "Then I wish you really *would* go fuck yourselves." Suddenly, the stone glowed, surprising Zoe. As she accidentally dropped it on the floor, Jon and Karyn became dazed and then turned around and began to walk away. "Where are you going?" Zoe asked. But then she shook her head. She really didn't care about them. What she *did* care about, though, was what she dropped on the floor. She bent over and picked it up and then looked at it. "This thing really *is* magic," she muttered to herself. She had no other explanation as to how it glowed like that. But she still didn't believe that it was a *wishing* stone. Not yet. ------ Meanwhile, Jon and Karyn were ...