The Similarity Target Stone: Jocks

Jon woke up the next morning, with no knowledge of the prowler that made a quick visit the night before. After he stretched, he looked at the stone on his nightstand. Ideas for wishes filled his head. Unfortunately, he didn't know that any wishes he made would instead be granted to all the jocks (which included Biff Meadows and his friends), and not him. Jon picked up the stone and said "I wish ..."