The Crude Wordstone: The Next Morning

The next morning, Jon woke up. It was a whole new day to try out his newest toy: the wishing stone. He quickly got ready for school, excited to get this day started. When he was finished, he grabbed for the stone and made a wish, not realizing that what he held in his hand was *actually* The Crude Wordstone, which would alter him according to each and every adjective he uttered during his spoken wish. "I wish ..."