The Amnesia Triplicate Stone: Three Girlfriends Times Three

"I wish I had three hot girlfriends who yielded to my every whim," Jon said, smiling. He already had one hot girlfriend, but with a magic stone at his disposal, he could easily have more. Little did he know, he would be getting *much* more. Not that he would notice, though. The stone glowed and suddenly, he had *nine* hot girlfriends. But because of the nature of this particular stone, Jon thought that he always had nine girlfriends. He checked his watch. With nine girlfriends, he didn't have as much time as he wanted. But there was still enough time to make at least one wish. Clutching the stone, Jon made what he thought was his first wish of the morning, but was actually his third. "I wish ..."