The Substitution Stone: Making Biff Love Him?

The stone glowed, but Jon's wish was not granted the way he wanted, because his wish was changed to "I wish that *Biff* was naked and in my bedroom and desperately wanted to make love to me." Suddenly, Biff Meadows (star quarterback of the high school football team *and* boyfriend of Sarah McMillan) appeared in the middle of his room. He was completely naked and had a look of pure lust in his eyes. "Wait a minute. What happened?" Jon asked, before Biff jumped him and began to passionately kiss him.