The Random Stone (Zoe): Someone's Boyfriend is Biff

(**Author's Note:** Most of this episode is copied from another one, written by teerack. There are only a few minor changes.) "I wish Biff Meadows was my boyfriend," Zoe said. She didn't like Biff Meadows (the star quarterback of the high school football team and boyfriend of Sarah McMillan, that cheerleader bitch), but she wanted to prove to Zelda that this stone really was magic and really could grant wishes. If she saw Biff showing affection for her, maybe then Zelda would believe that it was real. Because normally, fat or not, Biff wouldn't have even the slightest interest in Zoe. But, because this was The Random Stone, it wasn't granted to Zoe, but rather someone else within the 50-foot radius. And that person was ...