Santa's an Asshole and Mikey Likes It

"Wow, he's just like I imagined," Mikey suddenly said, surprising Jon. His little brother actually seemed pleased. But why would Mikey like the idea that Santa was an asshole, not to mention a Goth? Jon hurried the rest of the way down the stairs, then turned the corner into the living room, where he had just heard Mikey's voice coming from. "Mikey?"