transporter malfunction, advanced

Smoke poured from the machine as jon and his mom rematerialized their. Jon looked down, his head was on his moms body. It was so odd seeing those boobs on his chest. "Jon, don't touch ANYTHING!" his mom warned. "but mom..." Jon said, disappointed. "No buts!" she scolded, "and I don't care what happens, you STILL got to go to school. No calling in sick for this, my body is still healthy." Jon looked down and wondered how much more of him is changed, is anything else mixed up in their.