Remote Control: Andrea's About to Get a Wardrobe Change

"Now, Andrea, after you awaken, you will have an intense impulse to return to the mall and buy the sexiest, sluttiest, most revealing shirt, skirt, underwear, and shoes (all in your size), and then you will wear them before exiting the mall. Do you understand?" "Yes," she answered, still in a monotone. "You understand why you want to dress like a slut, right?" She was silent, obviously trying to work it out in her head. Andrea Reynolds was the type of woman who wouldn't wear anything even remotely slutty, no matter the circumstances. She just couldn't come up with a good reason for why she would dress like that ... unless someone like Jake *gave* her a reason. "Then I'll tell you," Jake said. "You want to dress like a slut because ..."