Remote Control: Jake Tries to Fix Himself

Jake's chest started to tingle and then shot outward. At first, it threw him off balance, but he quickly gained composure again and saw two *huge* mounds of flesh sprouting from his chest. They were E-cups, and they were so big, they were straining his T-shirt to its limit. "Holy *shit*," he started to yell, but didn't want to attract attention. "I've got boobs," he whispered. He looked down at the remote, wondering if there were some way to get rid of them. In a more private setting, he might want to experiment with them, but in a crowded mall, he'd rather not attract the attention. He looked over the options on the remote, aimed it at himself, and pressed ...