The "F" Word?

"Good morning, Jon." "Oh, hi Mom." "You didn't want breakfast?" "No, I'm kinda in a hurry." "What about your fuckbuddies?" Jon was just about to leave, but after that last question, he stopped in his tracks and turned around. "What did you say?" "I was asking if they want breakfast. They, of all people, need their energy." "For what?" His mom looked confused. "Well, for fucking, of course." *Oh my god! Did my wish change my mom too?* Jon thought. His mom rarely used foul language, so to hear her use the "F" word *twice* within about a few seconds was startling. "Um, they're fine, Mom. We gotta go." And with that, he dashed out the door, pulling Karyn and Sarah with him.