The Clone-o-Matic: Jon's Clone is a Cross-Dresser

"But *I'm* not the one that came out of the cloning chamber," the original Jon said. "Okay, okay," Karyn said. "I was just joking." "What are you saying?" the clone Jon asked. "That *I'm* the clone?" "Yeah. Isn't it obvious? I mean, boys don't dress in girl's clothes. Unless you're a cross-dresser," Karyn said. "Who said I wasn't?" the clone Jon asked. "You mean you *are*?" the original Jon asked. "You make it sound like it's a bad thing." "It *is*," the original Jon said. The clone Jon frowned, then snatched the stone away from the original Jon. "I think you should get a little perspective on that. I wish ..."