The Dream Machine: Poor Jon

The boys slid their shirts off at nearly the same time. Nearly. "Did it work?" asked Alan. "I think so," said Jon. All of a sudden Jon's chest ballooned out to fill the C-cup bra he was wearing. "Ahhh!!" What had happened was that Jon had taken off his shirt a split second after Alan, meaning that *he* was the one who would transform. "Crap. I'm really sorry, Jon. I mean, Joy," Alan said. "Nothing we can do about it," said Joy, who had fortunately not fallen to pieces. "We've got to get that stone back."