Gay Jon

Around a corner, Karyn watched them. "Those two morons are so pathetic. Even if they *did* find me, do they really think they can take the stone from me?" she said to herself. Jon kept pulling Alan through the crowd, then stopped. "There's Sarah!" Jon said. "Where?!" Alan said, excited. "Why do you like her so much?" Jon asked. "She's such a jerk." "I just do, alright? Why do you care so much?" "Because *I* like you, Alan." "What?" "I'm attracted to you." "Jon, you're not gay. I know you." Karyn laughed out loud. She was having a blast. But she wasn't done yet.