Not so fast; you're too young for that!

Jon asked, "Replomat, what does your most recent 'function locked' mean?" "Android creation is an age-restricted feature. For users under 18, parental permission is required, and no such permissions have been recorded by this device nor by your home network." Karyn nearly fell off her chair laughing. "Jon, it knew you just wanted a sex toy!" Jon muttered, "You'd think it could say something a bit more informative than 'function locked', sheesh." Karyn was still giggling. "Oh, just give up. It's probably not something the 'local you' would do anyway."