Jon Is Jessica Simpson

Jon kept running to school. But when he got to the school grounds, he stopped. He looked around, bewildered. "What am I doing here?" *she* asked out loud. Since Jon hadn't heard the wish, he thought that he really *was* Jessica Simpson. Jon's mind was completely gone, replaced by the mind of Jessica Simpson. Now, she was mentally *and* physically Jessica Simpson. And the only person that remembered Jon was his mother, who had made the wish.