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"The easiest way to find a girl who would make out with me without being forced, Jon, is for you to turn into a girl." "What?" "If you were a girl, you would be willing to...." "Well," said Jon, looking embarrassed in front of Karyn, "I would even if I'm not a girl. But it would make feel funny." "Why would it make you feel funny?" asked Wendi. "Because you really don't act like a human and I feel like I'd be taking advantage of you. Besides, I feel funny talking about this in front of Karyn." "Well," said Wendi...