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"This is *your* fault!" Jon yelled at Wendi. "You twisted what I wished for." "What are you talking about?" said Wendi. "Karyn likes the idea that I'm a girl." "But she isn't supposed to think you're attractive. She isn't bisexual. At least not until a minute ago. She said she just got interested in girls recently; it was the wish that did it." "That's incorrect," said Wendi. "Wishes typically change reality. A wish to make her a bisexual would give her an entire history as one. She wouldn't remember it as a recent change just because the wish is recent. She would only remember it as a recent change if a normal bisexual would do so anyway." "Then why did she say she got interested recently?" "Because I did!" interjected Karyn. "Because she's a normal bisexual," explained Wendi. "And this is the first time she really had to admit being attracted to a girl." "So my friend is bisexual for real and thinks my wishing stone is hot," sighed Jon. "Now what?"