Jon's Pregnant

"You look like you're pregnant," blurted Zoe. "And why are you wearing that dress?" Jon placed his hands on his pregnant belly. He smiled a little as he felt his baby kick. He didn't want the doctor to tell him if he had a boy or girl. He wanted to be suprised. But what was wrong with his mother and sister? What were they talking about? He was *supposed* to be pregnant! And a maternity dress was the most comfortable way to dress. "I'm *supposed* to be pregnant, Mom!" he said. "I'm a hermaphrodite. I have a womb and a penis. I just don't have a vagina, so I have to have a c-section when my time comes. I thought you supported me when I decided to self-fertilize. You wanted me to be happy, you said. You understood why I wanted to have a baby of my own." "But you're *not* a hermaphrodite," said his mom. "You're just a regular guy." Jon didn't understand why they were acting like that. He had been pregnant for seven *months* and they were acting like they had never seen him like this at all. And he had been *born* with a vagina. Its not like he had wished it up at all. Then they would have had their memories altered to remember it, not forget it. Wait! Wish! Altered memories! It was all so perfectly obvious! Someone had used the stone while he was at the neighbor's house and made everyone forget that he was pregnant! He quickly excused himself, saying he had 'morning sickness' and slipped up to his room before either Zoe or his mother could stop him.